It's been a while since my last blog entry, but as Blanche Devereaux says, "Better late than pregnant."
The trouble was, what do I write about? I've been really swamped with my "Cooter!" Not my actual cooter, since I don't have one, but my debut single. I've been out on my Cooter Tour. Yes, I did realize all the clever puns that go along with a song called "Cooter!" All this "Cooter!" promotion has had me on a lot of flights, sometimes flying across the country several times in one week. So I decided I should share some things I've learned that will take you from an annoying flyer whom everyone secretly wants to jettison, to a fabulous flyer and pal to flight attendants everywhere.
- Do not pack a carry-on bag that you cannot, in fact, carry on. No one wants to watch a 90-pound woman try and lift a 100-pound carry-on bag and topple into a row of people like dominos. Pay the $25 and check your damn bag.
Can you tell I have some pent-up frustrations about flying? I vented and now I feel better. Honestly, though, it's all about common sense. That goes with everything in life. Just realize that you are not the only person who matters in the world. If more people acted with a touch of common sense and humility, just think how much better the world would be to live in.
P.S. Make sure to watch my "Cooter!" music video on YouTube! (Yes, a little shameless self-promotion.)