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(NYPost)   Therefore, it is my pleasure to pronounce you husband and wife. You may now strip naked and shoot your bride with a crossbow   (nypost.com) divider line
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edmo [TotalFark] [OhFark]  
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2016-06-28 7:14:21 PM  
Also, don't let crazy stick it's dick in you.
 
Quasar [TotalFark]  
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2016-06-28 8:08:14 PM  
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UberNeuman  
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2016-06-28 8:23:28 PM  
Time for the William Tell trick.
 
carrion_luggage  
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2016-06-28 8:25:07 PM  
We're married now
So shooting's fine:
Won't you be my St. Valentine?
 
megarian [TotalFark]  
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2016-06-28 8:25:26 PM  
I found their engagement announcement.

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Delta1212  
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2016-06-28 8:28:36 PM  
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sinko swimo  
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2016-06-28 8:49:11 PM  
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Representative of the unwashed masses  
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2016-06-28 8:49:15 PM  
Hmm I'm no Frasier Crane but I'd wager this guy might have a few mental issues.
 
gadian  
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2016-06-28 8:50:57 PM  
Soooo, an annulment then?
 
Russ1642  
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2016-06-28 8:54:46 PM  
Must have taken a marijuana.
 
OtherLittleGuy [TotalFark]  
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2016-06-28 8:57:21 PM  

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We would have also accepted Ramsey Bolton.
 
Kegovitch  
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2016-06-28 9:00:20 PM  
So the wife decided to bolt?
 
reillan  
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2016-06-29 11:22:51 AM  

Kegovitch: So the wife decided to bolt?


Only after they had a major quarrel
 
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