Has nobody learned what happens when you ask the Internet a question expecting a serious response? We guess it's a good thing that nobody ever learns, because the entertainment value is priceless.
Today, the GOP Twitter asked the Internet what issues concerned them the most, and obviously folks took that opportunity and ran with it. Basically, the Internet did what it does best. And for that, we are thankful.
Sure, some people probably gave serious answers. But we're more interested in the responses that brought other pressing issues to the forefront. Like, why doesn't Chipotle have queso? And how about that Dexter finale?! These are the problems we need solved, like, yesterday!
Check out our favorite "issues" below and then join in on the fun on Twitter. And can we start the hashtag #ChipotleQueso2016? No? Well, you can't tell us what to do!
Chipotle doesn't have queso. RT @GOP: Tell us your top issues. Let?s win big in 2014
— Frank Stevens (@homecourtbias) January 16, 2014Where in the world IS Carmen San Diego... RT @GOP: Tell us your top issues http://t.co/DdUxvAl8Cs
Let?s win big in 2014.
? Mr. Millien (@Millien4life) January 16, 2014My cat just learned how to open the bathroom cabinet. I don't know why @GOP: Tell us your top issues
? Robyn (@Robyn780) January 16, 2014I look like shit in cardigans. RT @GOP: Tell us your top issues
— Ben Carlos (@SoBendito) January 16, 2014Beyonce hasn't performed "Turnt" live. RT @GOP: Tell us your top issues. Let?s win big in 2014.
— The Watts Girl (@iSo14below) January 16, 2014My Hogwarts letter never arrived. RT @GOP: Tell us your top issues
— Carrie Mathison (@juicyfizz) January 16, 2014They took Hey Arnold off @Netflix
RT @GOP: Tell us your top issues
Let?s win big in 2014.
— Sesali B. (@BadFatBlackGirl) January 16, 2014How can I stop my SPANX from rolling down my belly? RT @GOP: Tell us your top issues. Let?s win big in 2014.
— DeliaChristina (@DeliaChristina) January 16, 2014There IS no way to fold fitted sheets and no one will admit it! RT @GOP: Tell us your top issues. Let?s win big in 2014.
— Shannon Proudfoot (@sproudfoot) January 16, 2014why won't Lenny Kravitz return my phone calls MT @GOP: Tell us your top issues.
Let?s win big in 2014.
— she was a showgirl (@seelolago) January 16, 2014Shonda Rhimes. RT @GOP Tell us your top issues. Let?s win big in 2014.
— Nakera (@NakeraBreezy) January 16, 2014My father is emotionally distant. ?@GOP: Tell us your top issues
Let?s win big in 2014.?
— Don Cardenas (@DonCardenasArt) January 16, 2014Ben Affleck as Batman. RT @GOP: Tell us your top issues
— Elon James White (@elonjames) January 16, 2014I'm terrified of cutting my toenails my socks are full of blood & shoes won't fit RT @GOP: Tell us your top issues. Let?s win big in 2014.
— Phillip Stressman (@Philthysaurus) January 16, 2014I need more lives in Candy Crush. RT @GOP: Tell us your top issues
— Jen Anderson (@JenAndersonNYC) January 16, 2014Justin Bieber egged my house. RT @GOP: Tell us your top issues. Let?s win big in 2014.
— Cosmik (@Cosmik_) January 16, 2014